151: Baby, Its Cold Outside!

Someone ring the RSPCA.

151: Baby, Its Cold Outside!

This week ,my beans decided I needed a hair cut.Ā  They call it ā€˜groomingā€™ but itis really just a haircutā€¦ I donā€™t have my nails painted or anything beautifying.

ā€œSo?ā€Ā  I hear you comment.

So, Iā€™d like to have seen you going out this week without your coat on.Ā  Itā€™s been rather chilly (or bl***y freezing un human bean language).Ā  Beans are wearing coats, scarves, hats and gloves. Ā  Iā€™m wearingĀ  ā€¦. very little.

Someone ring the RSPCA.Ā  Let them know of the latest cruelty and humiliation heaped on me.Ā  Iā€™m sure I must be owed damages or compensation - at the very least, a nice red coat.

I like red!Ā  (Is that stereotypical for dogs? Ā  Itā€™s a warm colour.)

I need warmth ā€¦. and better human beans who will look after me properly.

But Iā€™ll settle for the coat ā€¦ and a biscuit, of course.