151: Baby, Its Cold Outside!
Someone ring the RSPCA.
This week ,my beans decided I needed a hair cut.Ā They call it āgroomingā but itis really just a haircutā¦ I donāt have my nails painted or anything beautifying.
āSo?āĀ I hear you comment.
So, Iād like to have seen you going out this week without your coat on.Ā Itās been rather chilly (or bl***y freezing un human bean language).Ā Beans are wearing coats, scarves, hats and gloves. Ā Iām wearingĀ ā¦. very little.
Someone ring the RSPCA.Ā Let them know of the latest cruelty and humiliation heaped on me.Ā Iām sure I must be owed damages or compensation - at the very least, a nice red coat.
I like red!Ā (Is that stereotypical for dogs? Ā Itās a warm colour.)
I need warmth ā¦. and better human beans who will look after me properly.
But Iāll settle for the coat ā¦ and a biscuit, of course.